My drink's gone flat, please help.
TRANSPOSAL (*6, 6) [6]
As I told Calista before she read for Ally SNAG
"Relax, don't panic, SANG yourself, you have this in the bag."
FREEWHEELING CONSONANTCY (4 5, 4 2, 7; FAUNA = not dictionary nature) [1]
It's been showering off and on all week,
And from those clouds it will FAUNA, I think
So I'll pass on Times Square and order in
FAN the New Year with dumplings and crab FIN
LETTER BANK (*7, 10, *5 *6) [7]
I slip up and down the MID in my machine
(It's based on the Wells design, so very clean!)
I'll party with SHORT and Demeter in Greece
Before helping Jason escape with that fleece
Then LONG, Grand Duchess of Luxembourg, I'll take
To meet her more famous Austrian namesake
TRANSPOSAL (8) [3]
With my skateboard and backwards hat, I'm a hip young SCRAP
And I love to CARPS dank memes with the new WackyPhoto™ app!
THIRD-LETTER CHANGE (7) [4]
Al Capone is soaked right through
You've never seen a ONE TWO
CONSONANTCY (4, 2 4, 6) [2]
Georgia, Arial, Comic Sans, Times New
Roman and Gotham are some ONEs TWO
(The list is nearly not THREE, it's true)
FIRST-LETTER CHANGE (4) [3]
For my birthday, my favorite meal I'll make:
ONE beans, mayonnaise, and some chocolate TWO cake
(You say it sounds like a dinner from hell?
I swear the tastes go together well!)
TRANSPOSAL (5) [4]
"So, Chuck," I say, "With those FIRST ears,"
"Out and about, you must get jeers!"
"The crown on your head just looks absurd."
He shuts me up with a SECOND THIRD.
LAST LETTER CHANGE (*4, 4) [1]
I interview stars of the big and small screen
As part of my job at Soup and Stew Magazine
I asked Mandy and LIAM, "If not for the fire,"
"Would that chili have been spicy or LIAR?"
FREEWHEELING CONSONANTCY (7, 2 1 6) (AUSTIN = not dictionary nature) [6]
I scare people at STONEs like Shenzhen and Boston
By showing up with an eyepatch and dressed AUSTIN
4 (overloaded, but any will work), 4, *5, 5, 6, *6, *7, *8, 5 3, *6 *4